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はじめに | | |
第1章 ココロをくすぐるユーモラスな名言・迷言 | | |
1 The optimist sees the whole; | | |
2 Quitting(s )is easy. | | |
3 To find a friend one must | | |
4 How long a minute is | | |
5 It's meaningless to | | |
6 Finding a worm in your apple | | |
7 Women like a man with a past, | | |
8 Christmas is a time when | | |
9 There are three stages of man; | | |
10 There are( )kinds of people | | |
11 An archaeologist is the best husband | | |
12 Baseball is like driving, | | |
13 Never doubt the courage of the French. | | |
14 Never ask( )if you | | |
15 Doing business without advertising | | |
16 High heels were invented | | |
17 You know you are getting old | | |
18 I changed my password | | |
19 Yesterday my husband thought | | |
20 Dear math teachers: | | |
21 I don't smoke or drink. | | |
22 If you think you're too small | | |
23 Forget the( ),I feel the entire zoo | | |
第2章 ココロを動かすポジティブな名言・迷言 | | |
24 The best way to make your dream | | |
25 Nothing is impossible. | | |
26 An American believes | | |
27 A parrot( s)much | | |
28 If opportunity doesn't knock, | | |
29 When one door of happiness closes, | | |
30 The dictionary is the only place | | |
31 When a man points a finger | | |
32 Don't worry,if Plan A | | |
33 Nothing in the world is | | |
34 If I am to speak ten minutes, | | |
35 Age is just a number. | | |
36 Man cannot discover new oceans | | |
37 A( )between makes love | | |
38 Love does not consist in | | |
39 It's no coincidence | | |
40 I don't know who | | |
41 We do not stop playing | | |
42 Remember,(a)is the(b) | | |
43 By the time a man realizes | | |
44 A mother is not a person | | |
45 Life isn't measured by | | |
46 Be careful when you follow | | |
47 Make yourself heard. | | |
48 To The world you may be | | |
49 With(a)eyes and | | |
50 Yesterday is history, | | |
51 War doesn't determine | | |
52 Everything will be all right | | |
第3章 ココロに浮かぶあの名言のパロディ迷言 | | |
53 ( )a day keeps the doctor | | |
54 Haste makes( ). | | |
55 Where there's a will, | | |
56 Never put off till | | |
57 He who laughs last | | |
番外編 Many people believe | | |
第4章 ジョークのオチを考えるのはあなただ! | | |
#1 園児から先生のプレゼント | | |
#2 仲睦まじい老夫婦 | | |
#3 タクシー運転手の前職 | | |
#4 命拾いのためのとっさの一言 | | |
#5 老夫婦の願い事 | | |
#6 ジグソーパズル完成のお祝い | | |
#7 シスターを訪ねた謎の男 | | |
#8 画期的なスーパー | | |
#9 寝起きの悪い男の話 | | |