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| はじめに | | |
| 第1章 ココロをくすぐるユーモラスな名言・迷言 | | |
| 1 The optimist sees the whole; | | |
| 2 Quitting(s )is easy. | | |
| 3 To find a friend one must | | |
| 4 How long a minute is | | |
| 5 It's meaningless to | | |
| 6 Finding a worm in your apple | | |
| 7 Women like a man with a past, | | |
| 8 Christmas is a time when | | |
| 9 There are three stages of man; | | |
| 10 There are( )kinds of people | | |
| 11 An archaeologist is the best husband | | |
| 12 Baseball is like driving, | | |
| 13 Never doubt the courage of the French. | | |
| 14 Never ask( )if you | | |
| 15 Doing business without advertising | | |
| 16 High heels were invented | | |
| 17 You know you are getting old | | |
| 18 I changed my password | | |
| 19 Yesterday my husband thought | | |
| 20 Dear math teachers: | | |
| 21 I don't smoke or drink. | | |
| 22 If you think you're too small | | |
| 23 Forget the( ),I feel the entire zoo | | |
| 第2章 ココロを動かすポジティブな名言・迷言 | | |
| 24 The best way to make your dream | | |
| 25 Nothing is impossible. | | |
| 26 An American believes | | |
| 27 A parrot( s)much | | |
| 28 If opportunity doesn't knock, | | |
| 29 When one door of happiness closes, | | |
| 30 The dictionary is the only place | | |
| 31 When a man points a finger | | |
| 32 Don't worry,if Plan A | | |
| 33 Nothing in the world is | | |
| 34 If I am to speak ten minutes, | | |
| 35 Age is just a number. | | |
| 36 Man cannot discover new oceans | | |
| 37 A( )between makes love | | |
| 38 Love does not consist in | | |
| 39 It's no coincidence | | |
| 40 I don't know who | | |
| 41 We do not stop playing | | |
| 42 Remember,(a)is the(b) | | |
| 43 By the time a man realizes | | |
| 44 A mother is not a person | | |
| 45 Life isn't measured by | | |
| 46 Be careful when you follow | | |
| 47 Make yourself heard. | | |
| 48 To The world you may be | | |
| 49 With(a)eyes and | | |
| 50 Yesterday is history, | | |
| 51 War doesn't determine | | |
| 52 Everything will be all right | | |
| 第3章 ココロに浮かぶあの名言のパロディ迷言 | | |
| 53 ( )a day keeps the doctor | | |
| 54 Haste makes( ). | | |
| 55 Where there's a will, | | |
| 56 Never put off till | | |
| 57 He who laughs last | | |
| 番外編 Many people believe | | |
| 第4章 ジョークのオチを考えるのはあなただ! | | |
| #1 園児から先生のプレゼント | | |
| #2 仲睦まじい老夫婦 | | |
| #3 タクシー運転手の前職 | | |
| #4 命拾いのためのとっさの一言 | | |
| #5 老夫婦の願い事 | | |
| #6 ジグソーパズル完成のお祝い | | |
| #7 シスターを訪ねた謎の男 | | |
| #8 画期的なスーパー | | |
| #9 寝起きの悪い男の話 | | |
